From my friend Patsy Badger
This one is funny!
..... birds are using potholders to pull up worms
..... trees are whistling for the dogs
..... the best parking places are determined by shade instead of distance
..... hot water runs from both taps.
..... sun tea is made in seconds
..... you learn a seat belt buckle is a pretty good branding iron
..... when the temperature drops below 90°, you feel a little chilly
..... you discover that it only takes two fingers to steer your car in June
..... you find out you can get sunburned through a car window
..... you burn your hand opening the car door
..... you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
..... your biggest fear in a motorcycle wreck is, "What if I’m unconscious, end up lying on the pavement, and cook to death?"
..... you learn asphalt has a liquid stage.
..... potatoes cook in the ground – just pull one up and add butter for a meal
..... the cows give evaporated milk
..... farmers are feeding chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
5 comments:
when the temperature drops below 90°, you feel a little chilly
Oh SO true, that one. I was sitting on the verandah a couple nights ago and it was mebbe 75 outdoors. I ALMOST got up and went inside to get a flannel shirt. Srsly.
When are ya gonna kill that annoying word verification thang, Glenn? Sometimes it takes me three tries to post a comment due to the illegibility of the word pictures. It's a right-royal PITA.
So it was pretty much from one end of the state to the other?
Here it was 103 on Saturday, 105 Sunday and cooled to 102 yesterday
Fortunately there is some shade under which to park
I'll second the motion on word verification
...it was so hot Lance Armstrong tested positive for Snapple
...New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg was seen drinking a Big Gulp
...that I saw two trees fighting over a dog
Gonna fix it Buck and Ivan!
Uncle Skip has a dandy in that second one!
Hotter than a two dollar hooker in a pepper patch here!
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