Courtesy of Jeff. He got it from John Lillpop
Ten Lessons that Illegal Aliens Can Teach American Citizens
By John W. Lillpop
With the DREAM Act and comprehensive immigration reform in the news again, it is worth noting that the 12-4John W. Lillpop0 million illegal aliens currently squatting in America have several valuable lessons that American citizens would do well to learn.
The Top Ten Lessons that Illegal Aliens Can Teach American Citizens:
1. “Undocumented” and “Illegal Alien” Are Old-School Terms, Meant to Demean Brown People Who Speak Spanish. “Newly Arrived Refugees” Is the Preferred Liberal-Speak Designation;
2. Enforcing U.S. Immigration Laws Is, According to Nancy Pelosi, Both un-American and Immoral;
3. With Respect to Latinos Migrating North,
America’s Borders Are Arbitrary and non-binding;
4. La Raza Is the Spanish Term for Race-Neutral;
5. Paying Income Taxes Without Provocation Is Reckless and Irresponsible. Best to Wait for a Great Offer from Democrats Running for Office;
6. One Can Choose to Vote Democratic, or To Not Vote At All. There Are No Other Options.
7. Learning to Read and Write English Is Entirely Optional, Based Solely on the Needs and Desires of the Alien.
8. U.S. Citizenship Is Not Required to Vote.
9. Massive Street Marches to Demand Citizenship Are Protected Free Speech When Carried Out By Illegal Aliens; Whereas, Counter Marches by U.S. Citizens Are Racist and Extreme Acts That Should Be Shut-down by Government;
10. Illegal Aliens Are Entitled to Free Education, Health Care, Food, and Housing As Just Compensation for Living in the Very Racist and Bigoted America.
Brought to American citizens by the Democrat Party!
John W. Lillpop: San Jose, California
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Mother, Mother Ocean
Mother, Mother Ocean, I've heard you call
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all
Watched the men who rode you, switch from sails to steam
In your belly you hold the treasures, few have ever seen
Most of 'em dream, most of 'em dream
In your belly you hold the treasures, few have ever seen
Most of 'em dream, most of 'em dream
Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred year's too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late
Yoda
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."
―Yoda, to Luke Skywalker
―Yoda, to Luke Skywalker
Counted the Stars
Counted the stars on the 4th of July
Wishing we were rockets bursting in the sky
Talking about redemption and leaving things behind
I have these pictures and I keep these photographs
To remind me of a time
These pictures and these photographs
Let me know I'm doin' fine
We used to be so happy once upon a time
Once upon a time
But the sun sank west of the Mendocino County Line
And the sun sank west of the Mendocino County Line
Wishing we were rockets bursting in the sky
Talking about redemption and leaving things behind
I have these pictures and I keep these photographs
To remind me of a time
These pictures and these photographs
Let me know I'm doin' fine
We used to be so happy once upon a time
Once upon a time
But the sun sank west of the Mendocino County Line
And the sun sank west of the Mendocino County Line
""SOME SEE A GLASS AS HALF FULL, SOME SEE IT AS HALF EMPTY, I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO’S DRINKING MY RUM."
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Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Ten Lessons that Illegal Aliens Can Teach American Citizens
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