Good one here from Kanani at Kitchen Dispatch

This is at the Kitchen Dispatch. The proprietor of this most excellent blog is Kanani Fong. I might add that she is a Lexican of the highest order.
So hit the link and have a read. The Old Retired Petty Officer would appreciate it and I am sure that Kanani would as well.
BTW, Kitchen Dispatch is on the blog roll here.
http://kitchendispatch.blogspot.com/2012/05/high-ground-help-on-rivers-journey.html