Translations of Common Euphemisms

Here is why conservatives and liberals don't get along. They speak a different language. And all this time I thought they both spoke English.

Translations of Common Euphemisms

DEMOCRAT- REPUBLICAN
Arsenal of Weapons- Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands-Swamp
Undocumented Worker- Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Material -Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery- Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed- Well protected
Narrow-minded -Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share- Coerced Theft
Common Sense Gun Control- Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives- Fireworks or Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass- Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity- Socialism
Multicultural Community- High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress- Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich "- Self-Employed
Progressive, -Change Big Government Scheme
Sniper Rifle- Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future- Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform- Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater- Conservative
Truants- Homeschoolers
High Capacity Magazine- Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot- Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves- Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee -Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich"- Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby -NRA Members
Assault Weapon- Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus- New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage- Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting- Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
Accepted Facts- Horse Shit


This was at Facebook by my friend Joan.